The higher the heel, the closer to God.
Sebastian Stan on using lube to fit into the metal arm
that girl you saw crying today? she was crying over bucky barnes.
"hey jerk, I got a new bird-themed buddy. and this one doesn’t need iron man to make him fly!"
"hey, dork, last time I heard, YOU sure needed iron man to fly."
"what’d you hear"
"and by ‘fly’ I mean ‘bone’"
"it was Natasha wasn’t it?
"and by ‘bone’ I mean ‘Tony Stark is sticking his dick in you’"
"i’m kicking you off the avengers"
"I’ll just form my new avengers on the west coast! except with blackjack! and hookers! in fact, forget the avengers!"
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
no tumblr you’d want to be the winter soldier on the streets, and bucky barnes in the sheets because bucky barnes would definitely be better at sex come on
Bucky Barnes in the sheets cause he’s with you till the end
"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.
Dan after he takes a shower: Dan Towell
Dan in a bad mood: Dan Fowell
Dan stays up all night: Dan Owell
Dan gets angry: Dan Growell
Dan learns grammar: Dan Vowell
Dan gets married: Dan Lester
I WAS EXPECTING IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WASN’T OHMYGOD